SHOULD YOU EAT A BUS? THE TRUTH AT LAST
December 11, 2017
LAKE MICHIGAN CATHOLIC – It’s been a hot topic for decades. Countless philosophers, politicians, and dentists have debated it relentlessly. The issue: fluoride in water. This article: not about that. Should you eat a bus? That’s a good question. Let’s get into it.
To answer that question we must first define a bus. A bus, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is, “a large motor vehicle carrying passengers by road, typically one serving the public on a fixed route and for a fare.” However, Oxford is in England and English people call the trunk of a car, the boot. How weird is that? Surely, they cannot be trusted.
At this point in the article, you are probably thinking, “Why should I eat a bus? Thus far, this article has given no reasons on why I should eat a bus!” And I agree wholeheartedly.
One reason you should eat a bus is because it’s healthy. Health experts agree that food, high in carbs, sugar, and cocaine, are often harmful to your body. Most busses contain none of that unhealthy stuff. Busses: 1 Cocaine: 0.
Busses are very tasty, however, taste is subjective. Therefore, there are no words I could use to prove to you that busses are definitely yummy and you will definitely love that good good bus flavor. The only way you could know for certain that the taste of a bus is good, would be to try one for yourself.
Now, based on the fact that you clicked on this article, you are at least someone curious about this whole bus eating fad. I would also like to mention that the only opinion you currently have is based in an experience you do not currently have. Therefore, you should eat a bus because it is definitively the only course of action.
If you eat a bus, you become the bus. As the ancient Incan prophecy states, if you devour a the bus you then become the bus. So, let’s do a quick pros and cons list on becoming a bus.
Cons: smelly people ride the bus, buses can’t wear Mickey Mouse pants, no hands, no shoes, no shirt, no service, you can’t go through the McDonald’s drive through, all busses are named Kevin and Kevin is just a worse version of Evan..
Pros: you are a bus, you can go real fast, headlights are surprisingly useful, you can’t go through the McDonald’s drive through, hit movie Speed starring actor by technicality, Keanu Reeves, was set on a bus, spaghetti.
In summary, eat a bus.
Thank you for this article. It was very informative. I know feel more confident about starting my bus-only diet.
This article was amazing. It brought me amazing ideas, and my bus only diet is not only healthy, but delicious. I have gotten practically ripped.
Thanks
THank you now i eat bus
despacito I do love to consume bus pantaloons
The consume a bus diet has given me a muy despacito powers and I can now recite the alphabet from 1 to 10. Thank you for this article
This article was very informative. Being an engineer at the University of Alberta, I am going to look into the logistics of accomplishing such a task. Without this article I would never have considered trying such a feat. If you have any more insight onto the brands of busses, please let me know as I am having troubles deciphering which brand of bus you are referencing. Thanks for any help you can give. – Regards, Kyle Hennig
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I have eaten a bus and it had cocaine in it. Fake news.
you know i just saw this article from the internet looking up pictures of buses and im not even from this school. What the hell is this and why do i like it.
Woooow. This article has opened my third eye. I didn’t even imagine eating a bus before. I will definitely consider following this diet. The fabulous pros out weigh the cons (that aren’t that bad anyways). If you are a person like me that hasn’t really seen this before than I really suggest doing it. Share it with your friends even. Thanks for your time have a nice day.
pretty litty love busses they are delicious
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I am a professor at Harvard University. Seeing this article really inspired me to teach my students to try one for themselves. I have tried one myself and I think I cracked a couple of my teeth. It’s all okay though I had to get 3 surgeries and remove some of the glass from the windows. My kids are also happy to eat a bus I think. One bit the wheel and cried, I honestly couldn’t care less and told him to eat the steering wheel. Overall, I think we should eat a bus.
EVERYTHING IN THIS IS CRAZY. THE ONLY THING NOT CRAZY IS STUPID ADVERTISEMENTS. WHY IN THE WORLD SHOULD YOU EAT A BUS?!!!!!!! This honestly has got to be a joke. GETTING 3 SURGERIES TO REMOVE GLASS PARTS?!!!! IS HE ON DRUGS OR WHAT. TELL ME WHO MADE THIS ARTICLE. THIS IS ALL SO STUPID.
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My name is Paul and I’m pretty cool. Whoever read this and thought maybe I should eat a truck instead. Don’t! You have to eat the bus! I had it for the first time and it totally blew me away. I recommend 10/10 rating a bus. Only down side is the floor of the bus. It was kinda nasty but everything else was great. OH! Prow tip! If you put honey mustard on the electrical it tastes better!
thank you for this article, my bus only diet is very good. I don’t get why people go vegan when they can just go on a bus only diet. thank my brain I dont have
i think this not so good idea, metal and glas not good fo teeth. I will rate this articl 4/7. Kevin Out – Kevin
is out – Kevin is no longer present – Good bye